Taken

I named one of my teams after the band Throw Me The Statue, but was dismayed to discover there was another team called 4-Toed Statue. I changed to The Brunettes, who happen to be opening for TMTS, though that wasn't necessarily on my mind at the time.

Rule #2 for fantasy football this year: Don't name your team after someone else's unless you are making fun of them.

Finally finding a league where I could use my original name of choice, I discovered I needed a QB in the first round of a 20-team draft; I had the sixth pick. The guy drafting first was going to take Michael Turner, which ordinarily is acceptable but not in a league where QB yardage gets the same point value as others, and you get half a point per completion as well as 6 pts per passing TD. Turner was outscored by over 25 quarterbacks in 2008 under these settings. I wanted Brees, Brady, or Manning at pick 6 and would have taken Rodgers or Romo and thought hard about Warner. Much to my dismay, the guy picking first started broadcasting the abnormality of the settings in the chat box.

Rule #3 for fantasy footballthis year: Don't advertise in the pre-draft chat box that people should check the settings. League commissioners are exempted from rule #3.

Anyone who doesn't check the settings on their own before entering the draft is unlikely to play out the season anyway. You might help them avoid early frustration by cluing them in, but something else will go wrong and they'll quit. I would happily have traded them Shaun Hill after the draft. Actually, I had to trade Hill because I made the mistake of taking two wk 6 byes - Peyton Manning being my starter. I quickly found a league mate who had done the same, and flipped Hill for Jason Campbell

Rule #4 Don't worry about taking two QBs with the same bye. Not a genius move, but easy to overcome

You're only starting one QB anyway, and if they're similar and you're doing matchups it's fine for each week but one. Last year I did this on purpose after Kurt Warner went undrafted in an autopick league right before the word came through that he was starting. I picked up Warner despite having McNabb on the same bye, as I hate McNabb as a fantasy QB. I flipped McNabb for Jay Cutler, and even if Cutler had been average not great, it didn't matter as I was only starting one QB in the first place.